Why people fail on Tinder (and Bumble)

Here’s what I don’t get about Tinder. And Bumble (I’m recently divorced—that’s a long story I’ll tell another time). Yes: it’s amazing and convenient and smart to be able to easily view all the single people around you, read a little blurb about who they are (which is sometimes pretty fucking weird), and then if […]

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The 5 Don’ts of Social Media

Rule #1: Don’t be a scroll-whore. Oh, I know—I do it too. Sitting in bed, on the couch, on the shitter, scrolling endlessly through my Twitter feed, face vapid and expressionless as a cow chewing its cud. But really, is that the point of social media? No—hence the word “social.” Yes, we want to see […]

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Algorithms are ruining the internet

I don’t know all the technical mathy shit about algorithms, but what I do know is they’re ruining the internet. Specifically social media. Especially Facebook, but especially Twitter. I’m new to Instagram, but I’ll just assume it’s ruining that too. So what are algorithms? I’m sure many of you know, but it’s worth a quick […]

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Make America Normal Again

I just had a vision. A crazy, remarkable, truly wondrous epiphany. In fact, I can’t believe I’m the first person to have thought of this… ok, here it is—ready? Be a normal person. That’s it. Just be normal. No more conspiracy theories from reddit or InfoWars. No more pretending fake fucking news is real news […]

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